I stand out among them. They have all had girlfriends since junior high days whereas I've yet to kiss a girl and I'm 30. I love hanging out with them because I get to second hand experience what's it like to be popular and attractive and wanted. Sure there are no benefits but there is also no drama. I've met so many hot girls thanks to my friends that I would have never met otherwise because my friends either feel sorry for me or find my attempts at seduction funny.

Anyways make chads your friends. Life is Happy that way.

Like sometimes when I jack off to some of the girls I've met thanks to my friends it's like I'm having sex with them. I can imagine that. Sometimes I jack off to their girlfriends and it's like I'm cuckolding them.

It feels nice. I'm content with life.