Anyway, a customer was in with his wife. After she nagged him for the entire time they were queueing and I finally dealt with them, with several customers behind them, he said to me: "Brother, God made 2 mistakes when he made women. 1: He gave them a mouth. 2: He taught them how to speak." The woman behind him gave him a frosty glare while his wife started yammering on again, and I burst out laughing. It's a great place to work!