Here are the prices that women would otherwise have to pay, but can get completely for free whenever they want from a dating app. As if it's Pizza Hut to go!

Massage $60 an hour,

Professional Cuddling $80 an hour,

Hotel $137 per night

Therapy $150 an hour

Sex $200 an hour.

Let's not even factor in the $15 for the Uber ride, $30 for dinner, $45 for a movie with popcorn and drinks. Just add up the services that women can EASILY get from nearly ANY man. It's thousands of dollars of value per week! What's even funnier? Men have to pay dating websites to give you their thousands of dollars worth of value.

Not only are dating websites fucking over and using us, they're stupid, inept and wasteful at it. Instead of giving all of our value away for free, they could charge women a SHIT for our therapy sessions and sex. They have it all backwards. They should charge the real whores that will pay any price for luxury. The gender that spends $1000s of dollars a year on pointless crap like shoes. They're the only that will let you truly reach deep into their wallets. Men are too smart to fall for scams.