and when they are curious because they think I want to give a simp style pshychic fortune telling game and think I will give a simp answer like kind, trustworthy gentleman I answer: “6 foot tall good looking white male model with heavy stubble who drives a lambo and has a seven figure income”

For a second, their eyes never cease to fly up in bashful surprise, as if acknowledging that I hit the point right there. But they always cover 1 seconds later and say “no not at all, I’m only looking for a guy I can click with, a good man whom I can trust bla bla bla”