There are many shit tests - subtle and obvious - and it would seem helpful to catalog some along with effective responses. Maybe we find some common categories or STs that are particularly troublesome. The glossary of shaming in the sidebar is helpful but mostly about responding to feminist attack. If you've been shit tested - and who hasn't - post it here. I'll start, using a suggested format of:

Test.
Response (did you alpha or beta)
Result (behavior stopped, hamster implosion, jumped the D, etc)

Edit: formatting