Women are told to just be themselves. Women also tell YOU to be yourself.

As they hide behind a Barnum and Bailey clown mask. (Bitch, we know you look like Caitlyn Jenner under that mask.)

As they get offended when their weight is held a secret. (Bitch, we can tell that youre 225 pounds.)

As their age is forever a mystery. (Bitch.........well........with all that drinking you do you look like youre 35 when youre probably 25.)

As they tell you there is nothing wrong. (Bitch, clearly something is wrong.)

So keep on being yourself women! Youre doing a great job! Proud of you! Great job!!!