So this girl, let's call her K, and I dated about 5 years ago. We were together about 2 years and I was your typical dumbass, bought her anything and everything etc etc, well the relationship ended after she cheated on me twice, fake cancer and pregnancy, oh and by the way I was 16 at the time. Well now K has another boyfriend just as dumb as I was. She got kicked out of her house for dating this guy and now has been living with him for a year or two. Last week she cheated on him as well, the guy she is completely dependent on for food clothing and a house. I have half a mind to tell him.

It is so fucking fun watching trainwrecks from a distance isn't it? Stay single my friends.