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[–]DangZagnut28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is unfair, with diminished requirements to let women in, they wouldn't be in a burning building in the first place.
They mostly just run an ambulance taxi. Putting out a fire today is not about saving anything, it's about sort of standing around outside and trying to keep it from spreading, but no one is risking anything.
[–]FarTooLong22 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They'll run 999 [9-1-1] and hang up when it gets dicey.
[–]Tyler7892283 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
0118 999 881 999 119 725...3
[–]comptejete1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
classic!
[–]uniboner1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...3
[–]Tyler7892286 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she ze identifies as a dead body... Saving her it would be bigotry.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dear god, these gender-neutral pronouns are fucking ridiculous.
[–]Phantom_Spark6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg that’s awesome.
[–]FarTooLong26 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I weigh 95 Kilograms. Good luck rescuing me, love. You can't lift yourself, let alone a man.
[–]Portmanteu0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's fifteen stones, as in the lady they send to rescue you will give up while she's still a stones throw away.
[–]labiteatibit3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least save the cats!
[–]Iamverydrunknow1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
call the lesbian fire brigade, after lunch.
[–]NiceIce0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! I love it. Thanks for brightening my otherwise dull day.
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