Gentlemen, may I present you the newest Member of the esteemed "Fuck" Club.

For those few of you who may not know what the "Fuck" Club is, a short introduction.

The "Fuck" Club is a society of words who have been used for so many things they were originally not intended for, that they have become universal words to describe many many different occasions of life. They are rarely ever used for their original intentions.

The word "Rape" is the newest Member of this highly sophisticated Club.

While for a long time, Rape was used to describe a forced sexual encounter, lately it has been used in a lot more variations only very loosely connected (if at all) with its original meaning.

What does that mean for us?

Any word that joins this marvelous Club may be used freely in everyday conversations.

Examples:

  • if your Mom yelled at you to clean your room you may say to your friend "man, my mom raped me today"

  • if you had to pay more taxes then you "intended" you may say "Man the government is raping my ass"

  • if you hang around with a particularly good friend you may greet him with "hey rapebuddy!"

  • if you go out to have a wild night you can call it "rapetime"

  • if you could not look away fast enough when a woman crossed your field of vision, you may say "oh man I think I raped her"

etc.

Of course, the word can also be used for combinations like:

  • rapealicious
  • rapetastic
  • rapeoulous
  • rapearific
  • rapeful

and so on. There are no limits to your creativity.

Remember, the times where Rape was used to describe a serious crime are over. Today everything can be considered a Rape.

So next time somebody tells you that they were "raped", just have a good laugh and move on.