Actually it was yesterday.

I was at a dentist office getting my teeth cleaned. So the person doing the cleaning (nurse?) put a bib on me and went to work on my teeth. First, she objectified me by using my body as a table. Whenever she had to change equipment, she'd leave whatever is in her hand on my chest. I felt degraded and used. Second, and here is the rape part, whenever she had to clean her gloves she'd wipe 'em on the bib which was laying on my chest. She grope-raped me many times like this. I froze and could not object as I was in a vulnerable position going though a medical procedure. I was lying down hooked up in the chair and could not object! Furthermore she is a medical professional with authority over me! I told several friends, and now I'm telling you, brothers. Please take note of the incident so that when I go to authorities 10 years later, you can comment to the NY Times on how I told you about how I was raped!

Kidding aside, she definitely touched me more than Al Franken did that reporter wearing the flak jacket. I'm also 100% sure a male nurse would never put his tools on a female patient's chest or wipe his hands on the bib on her chest. The next time this happens to me, I plan on making a scene just for shits and giggles.