1. Must have over priced coffee in the morning

  2. Chooses job based on which company has a more “fun” social life rather than salary (most of these jobs pay meagre salaries)

  3. Goes out for fun lunch with colleagues in restaurants during lunch break (unlike men who take lunchboxes to work)

  4. Buys more overpriced coffee during lunch

  5. Doesn’t take over time. Leaves work sharp on the dot instead of waiting half an hour for the jam to clear. Doesn’t realise she will still end up at home at the same time. Uses up lots of petrol on the way home.

  6. Has snack. Buys nutrionally useless cakes with friends. More over priced coffee and tea

  7. Takes up expensive fitness lessons at an expensive gym to exercise for 20 dollars an hour such as CrossFit and Timbuktu yoga or whatever. Lifts heavy ass barbells and does tiring workouts for two hours straight. Doesn’t realise she can actually get free exercise by cleaning up her own pig sty apartment (I actually posted about this in some of those women “fitness” forums and they got so triggered, proving how true it is)

  8. Doesn’t bother to clean up her own pig sty apartment

  9. Buys several expensive toy dogs and cats she can’t afford to take care of

  10. Watches Netflix until 1am. Buys a bunch of stuff she doesn’t need in online shopping. Buys the same black dress ten times in a row.

Edit: 11. Whenever she has surplus money (or even with no surplus money) she will use it all to travel once every month (no shit) so she can take Instagram pictures of herself in another country (credits: MGTOW scocasso)