Ever heard of a screen lock or you know not texting guys inapropriately while in a relationship? Bet that hospital bill is going to be fun to explain to your boyfriend.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-06-30T09:26:48+00:00

Women would rather painfully swallow their expensive cell phone, possibly killing themselves than admit to cheating. Yet, the future is female (eye roll).

westnblue · 2018-06-30T08:42:50+00:00

Must've swallowed alot a big dicks to be able to do that

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-06-30T10:19:03+00:00

That’s what I call valuing a relationship. She must be very good in giving head, when she managed to swallow a phone. No pun intended. Just thinking of it. She’s unable to anticipate the consequences. One could be a breach of the battery caseing, which would kill her in a kind of explosive intestinal eruption. The second would be the shitting it out part. But if she’s so good in swallowing, she might is also good in anal.

2018-06-30T09:03:48+00:00

THERES YOUR SIGN!

ThatGuyAga1n · 2018-06-30T10:32:51+00:00

Call her phone and laugh inside her, then dump! (there might be issues with waterproofing and actually picking up the call, but a funny thought nonetheless)

zetsthamys · 2018-06-30T11:58:07+00:00

Might check her anus as well.

BNSoul · 2018-06-30T15:03:28+00:00

This is no joke, the rise of the smartphone goes hand in hand with the exposed nature of women and the sad reality of thirsty manginas, everything we never believed a woman was capable of is right there in their beloved phone, the experience of going through a cute or average girl's phone is like insta-red pill, you would be shocked to know how modern women compartmentalize their lives in order to juggle multiple relationships/ flings at once, the smartphone is the control room keeping track of all the lies.

2018-06-30T12:53:28+00:00

I think there's a clue in her being able to swallow something that large whole...

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-06-30T15:15:52+00:00

Shit, did her jaw unhinge like a python? The whole process of her eating it must have been terrifying. Could you imagine coming to her car window and asking if she's alright, and she turns to you and she's got a fucking smartphone-shaped lump in her throat and she's leaking from every hole in her head?

urban3879 · 2018-06-30T11:35:15+00:00

I just want my phone call .......Heath Ledger

Mgtowaway · 2018-07-01T01:11:30+00:00

All girls have their secrets.

ThanatopsisRex · 2018-06-30T18:35:30+00:00

She's probably texting internally, too.

Title	Ever heard of a screen lock or you know not texting guys inapropriately while in a relationship? Bet that hospital bill is going to be fun to explain to your boyfriend.
Author	tw1nm3t30r
Upvotes	110
Comments	17
Date	June 30, 2018 8:28 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8v0ir7/ever_heard_of_a_screen_lock_or_you_know_not/
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