Every girl needs a boy best friend to make her laugh, help her with chores and work, support her in everything, heal her wounds and take care of her... While someone else fucks her.

ConstantChinner · 2018-06-30T07:10:46+00:00

LOL. Be her emotional tampon, listen to her cry about getting beat up and used, buy her dinner and STILL get no action. LOL.

ArmondDillo · 2018-06-30T07:24:57+00:00

I have avoided friendships with any roast beef whore, to them it means a manservant. I give no rides, I will not move anything for them, I will not loan a single dime, I do not want to hear about their stupid life. Gentleman, GIVE THEM NOTHING.

2018-06-30T07:16:09+00:00

Don’t be a cuck! We gota man up these young lads and deprive these wenches of their beta orbitors

2018-06-30T07:31:48+00:00

I have many of such girls around me. The good thing is, I never have to worry about having a relationship or sex with them. They can quit being friends with me and I don’t give a fuck. If they suffer from bone fever, I tell them where to get a dick. It won’t be mine for sure. 🤣

Global_MGTOW · 2018-06-30T07:38:56+00:00

Women want it all, they want a friend who can fix their electronics/good with computers, friend who is good with cars, friend who takes them out to eat, friend who listens to their problems and a Chad to fuck after those other guys have riled her up by doing things for her.

If you're one of those guys above to a girl and she's not putting out, congratulations!

hombreliberado · 2018-06-30T14:44:20+00:00

I’ve had female best friends who I had previously fucked, decided I was no longer interested in fucking, then went on to be just best friends. Never helped with chores or any of that bullshit that wouldn’t be reciprocated though.

What’s sad to me is, the jury is still out on their loyalty in friendships. I know they’re hypergamous in relationships and I’ve witnessed it, but I lately I’m thinking that bleeds into their friendships as well 🤷‍♂️

Oh, and for guys wondering about “that male friend...” RARELY as a single adult have I had a hot female friend who I haven’t fucked. So the answer is: Yeah bro... she has. And he probably has a big dick and knows how to use it. Remember, women love opportunistically. So ask yourself, what is the opportunity here? What is the opportunity in keeping him as a friend?

General_Fear · 2018-06-30T11:44:15+00:00

Most women have a male hareem.

1.) Beta backup. In case she is about to hit the wall and she needs to marry.

2.) Gay husband. This is the guy she goes shopping with.

3.) Old sugar daddy. She plays with his affections and dangles the possibility of sex in order to get gifts.

4.) Chad. Because she needs sex.

VolgaSvetlana · 2018-06-30T15:43:34+00:00

Who opens his wallet to be 10th person fucking her.

Itsbbbitch · 2018-06-30T07:28:48+00:00

So he's carrying her shit AND he's carrying her? Wow, women have truly found new levels of worthlessness to sink to. They are literally completely useless now.

GamingYourMom · 2018-06-30T16:38:48+00:00

I love how she isn't expected to be a friend back. That's not a friend, that's just leading someone on and conning some simpleton.

Anyways, every man needs a side piece.

satanssockpuppet · 2018-06-30T18:14:00+00:00

Yeah, and even though you get along great and have all kinds of fun together she can't have sex with you because giving you physical pleasure will "ruin the friendship", somehow, as she prefers fucking men who she doesn't like and doesn't mesh well with. Next thing you know you're spending your weekend helping her move while her sex partner is off having fun somewhere.

Kazekumo · 2018-06-30T13:46:53+00:00

And pay/gift her shit, being asked to borrow money...

hombreliberado · 2018-06-30T15:03:33+00:00

Update: I sent a screenshot of the meme and caption to a girl who’s out for my nuts rn and she replied:

“True, I love my guy bestie 😍😍”

Bahahaha all I’m saying is be self aware and self respecting homies. I’m never best friends with a woman who I secretly want to fuck.

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