Credit to the new Incels site for some of these

"I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment yet" = "I want to fuck a lot of people before committing to a forever low priority marriage because I don't care about other people."

"MY body, MY choice." = "I don't want to feel responsible for killing babies and want to be able to have sex with random people without being inhibited by morals and facing repercussions and consequences like an actual adult."

"I like you as a friend" = "you're ugly"

"I'm ready to settle" = "I've whored my ability to pair bond, my emotions, and my vagina away. I now need a provider I won't really love"

May add more as they come in