To those of you who aren’t well endowed, fear not!

andreas-mgtow · 2018-06-27T00:52:52+00:00

Dick size changes rapidly during a reationshit.

At first, she will humble brag to her slut frenemies that your dick is at least 8in long and thicker than a soda can and how many times she cums from it.

As things progress into cohabitation, your average sized dick will shrink at least 1in everytime cupcake has a hissy fit and does not get her way.

At the end of the relationshit, all your mutual acquaintances will be dully notified about how tiny your 4in dick really was and how you could never satisfy her.

Dick size is not about real world measurements, it is about female narcissism.

DangZagnut · 2018-06-26T23:19:52+00:00

And the Amex black card is still the most impressive.

ConstantChinner · 2018-06-26T23:17:30+00:00

This is why male sex bots for women just will NOT sell. Maybe if the bot bought it self, and could work full time to make her money, and cook, clean and then pleasure her LOL

JustWanderful · 2018-06-27T05:20:54+00:00

Even better. . .

The card is actually only 3 3/8" wide.

toolate4redpill · 2018-06-27T09:29:08+00:00

Just to please her yea, to make her cum it needs to be a gold card

2018-06-27T03:45:50+00:00

Haha well played

Summit92 · 2018-06-27T12:02:22+00:00

Hilarious! 👏🏻😆

Title	To those of you who aren’t well endowed, fear not!
Author	Watermelon_Soldier
Upvotes	256
Comments	14
Date	June 26, 2018 11:16 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8u4oco/to_those_of_you_who_arent_well_endowed_fear_not/
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