dear beta orbitor: your only job is to buy me gifts, give me rides, listen to my bitch rants all night long, follow me on snap and insta, like and comment on every single post I make anywhere, and constantly compliment me whenever you see me or by text. now listen here beta loser, if you ever say a single thing I don't like I will ghost you for life because there are a 1000 other losers waiting to take your place.