Limerick thread? Let's lighten things up a bit for the weekend.

ZealousMathematician · 2017-10-21T03:34:50+00:00

There once was a girl named Eve Who fucked over ever Steve She sucked off every Chad And even your Dad And now after the wall she’s sad.

She tried to get her line of cocks But forgot the clock’s tick tock And when the wall came Down went her fame Left with only cats and shame.

Now aged 40 she says “I know not to dat bad boys today!” And now hopes you are willing To give all your shillings And pay for all of her old tilling.

But the mgtow can truly see That the women are not angelic she’s They slash and they bash And swallow for cash And only alone is he free.

“Dear sir please help me I’m fair!” Says the lady, aged 50, grey hair She lost all the men Who fucked her again and again And the loneliness she can’t bear.

The man going his own way Glances only once and says “You had men plenty to share Drilling you everywhere. But, now you want me to care?”

Her eyes grow weak and pale Learning the ship has sailed. She had to prance And do her funny dance Once she was no longer fair.

The man walks into the distance His mind dispelling the instance. “Solitude is a rare find. And so is peace of mind. And only without the pestering of womenkind.”

The sand drifts into the sky The breeze gliding by The city’s have crumbled And women have fumbled And men have left the web of lies.

Section-20 · 2017-10-21T15:01:23+00:00

There once was a young lifeguard named Lee,

Who rescued a girl from the sea.

When she asked how to pay,

He said, "just one way,

go down for a third time on me!"

Title	Limerick thread? Let's lighten things up a bit for the weekend.
Author	Onkel_Adolf
Upvotes	11
Comments	2
Date	October 21, 2017 2:50 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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