Soylent Overdose

georgesoyros · 2018-06-07T19:01:40+00:00

In 2019 there are underground techno parties where people sweat their asses off while dancing to hard-techno with a dark male voice repeating the word "soy" every 4 beats.

After eight minutes of the loop, the song is building up a climax in which people hope for an uplifting melody. Instead, they hear a complete silence, followed by the same voice saying: "This is your life... You are now one hundred percent... Soy... Soy... Soy..."

The beat continues. People are going crazy and screaming for more.

In the corner you see guys injecting needles of soylent into their legs, because their arms already are full of holes. A combination of soy and blood is on the floor, but nobody cares.

At the bar glutenfree beer and Pasoya are sold the most. A couple of people are eating vegan burgers they bought from a food truck that runs on used tampons and soylent.

The crowd is a mix of transgenderqueers and purple haired xa-men. Everyone is taking selfies and post them to instagram with hastags such as #highonsoy, #thesoylife and of course #yolo.

After 72 hours of non-stop soy-raving, people get on the bus that brings them home. In the bus they're served macchiato's, estrogen-powder and, you guessed it... more soy.

TheImmortalLegion · 2018-06-07T18:45:03+00:00

Great now I have aids…

Reiashi · 2018-06-07T20:28:04+00:00

Socially unaware dudes make me want to kill myself out of shame. Like fuck, man. Who is this actually funny to? Guy looks like a jackass.

-CleanYourRoom · 2018-06-08T01:52:01+00:00

Eh, I don't know the guy and thought it was pretty good.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2018-06-07T18:50:52+00:00

1) I can't unsee this

2) Fond memories of Wii...gone... forever

bobsnavitch · 2018-06-07T21:38:31+00:00

Since you mentioned soy, I'm a vegetarian for reasons, should I be avoiding anything with soy in it? Normally I stick to potato, pasta or tomato based things but sometimes I'll have a meat free burger or things like that.

801735 · 2018-06-07T18:48:34+00:00

He does that in public and he gets laid... by a tazer... or two.

derppoolthulu · 2018-06-07T20:50:53+00:00

When ever I find a clip of a Soyboi unable to open his Soylent, I have giggle fits watching them struggle with the cap. The soy has begun leeching into the problem solving sectors of their brains. When they go so far as to remove the plastic wrapping because they are twisting so much but the cap stays affixed.

Better than stand up comedy.

I might be a bit of a sadist.

Xplosion73 · 2018-06-07T21:06:42+00:00

The face of sir cucklord

GalacticLinx · 2018-06-07T20:31:40+00:00

how do you know he likes soy?

what this has to do with GYOW?

2018-06-07T20:55:44+00:00

This shit fills me with so much rage

yourmomlikes269 · 2018-06-07T22:07:52+00:00

lol this is great , from the comments: Nu-male on soyroids confirmed

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-06-08T10:54:12+00:00

Last time this was posted I said the same: I think it's pretty funny.. I don't care what ideals he has. Stop being dicks cause you all wanna feel superior.. Go your own way

_amazingBastard · 2018-06-08T01:40:47+00:00

m'soy sorry

Title	Soylent Overdose
Author	TofuandBiscuits
Upvotes	25
Comments	23
Date	June 7, 2018 6:39 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8pcte9/soylent_overdose/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/soylent-overdose.546153 https://theredarchive.com/post/546153

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