Me:

Current SMV Pro:
mid 30s
caucasian
extremely muscular [competitive powerlifter/amateur bodybuilder (started late 20s)]
confident/outgoing/extroverted
first fuck was 5'10" model at age 15, age 14 for her, been pretty good with women in general ever since
big dick, not getting into specifics
Face 7.5/10 Good-looking, and I will receive compliments from time to time, but my face is not gorgeous/ridiculously handsome.

Current SMV Con:
Short
Poor (fucking DIVORCE RAPE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Sociopathic/Socially Retarded have had to learn what people like and don't like in a very autistic way, have had a pretty good grasp on it since 25
Lazy AF

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Age 3 or 4: I had a girl hit on me at preschool or something and I was like bitch nah. She told me about this like 13 years later over AOL Instant Messenger. Apparently I left an impression on her. I don't even remember it, but this was my first interaction with women. Sounds pretty fucking accurate.

Age 5: Had a first grade girlfriend, first grade kiss. We got put together because I was good at math and she was really bad and I helped her better than the teacher, at least that's what she told me. What a cutie.

Age 11: My female cousin like a year or two younger than me tries to fuck me. We did some like dry humping before that, I don't think I ever got a blowjob from her. Maybe a handy. But yeah, gross. Eww. I'm so glad I didn't fuck her. She's not even my biological family at all, but Jesus.

Age 15: Me and my 14 year old girlfriend lose virginity to each other. Aww.

Age 16-18: Fuck girls here and there, start realizing women are way different than what I originally thought. 2nd girlfriend was 14 and had already been with 9 dudes. Had already had a more Chaddier Thundercockier and I didn't like that at all.

Age 19: Meet now ex-wife, together for over a decade.
Age 22: Got married. Ridiculous amount of blood on wedding night. Questioned if my first fuck was even virgin because this was absurd.
Age 24: Started lifting.
Age 25: Find out about Game/Seduction/TheRedPill, started opening my eyes.
Age 26: Had an affair with a very AWALT stunner. Yep, I'm retarded, I know.
Age 26.3: Wife found out. Fuck. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Age 26.3999999: Wife was like it's okay we can work it out.
Age 26.4: Mind Blown.
Age 26.40001: Still was with ex-wife, was seeing many mistresses on the side.
Age 28: Growing closer to ex-wife, became only with her, was not interested in sleeping with other women even if they were much more attractive and hitting on me very hard.
Age 31.5: Financial Difficulties.
Age 31.75: Our first dog died, age 6, cancer. :(
Age 32: Divorce. Thank God, no kids.
Age 33: Started putting oil into my butt.
Age 33+: Slaying bitches and pumping iron is awesome and all, but this shit is already getting boring pretty quick.

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I've been off women now for around 6 months. The only time I will fuck them is if they literally come over, bring 420, and leave when I tell them to leave, then don't expect a bunch of texts beyond a thank you and goodnight text. They know the deal, and they are not the drop 10 stunners I'd love to say I can get, but they're very meh girls who want a chance at a guy a few pegs above on the SMV ladder. That's really all it is, and some of them are older bitches that are still on the merry go cock.

All in all, it's only 5 women that are hitting me up right now, and I haven't had sex in maybe a month or two. I don't care enough to keep track. The attitude of not giving a fuck drives their interest level way up, because this is probably the most I've ever had, even if the quality is lower. Ehh, one time I may have had like 7 or 8, but trust me, never in my life, even now, have I been a gigachad or whatever where the count is like in the thousands or high hundreds.

IDK what I'd be classified as. Bitches be legit crazy though. Seriously brothers. Bitches. Be. Legit. Crazy.