Im at a concert right now its a wednesday so all my buddies are busy. Its a devil wears prada show and the girl im seeing isnt into death metal. So im here by myself im smoking outside on a bench smoking. Two tables over is this chick probably 32 or so not even that cute sitting with her friends. This guy sits next to her lights a cigarette and she looks at him and says "what your gonna sit next to a hot chick and not buy her a beer " the fucking ego of this bitch i started laughing she looks at me and nervously laughs. And guess what the guy went and bought her a beer. He gets 2 words out and she got up and went inside with her friends. While he just stood there in amazement. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.sorry for the shitty spelling im doing this on my phone at the show just thought i would share. Lol