It doesn't have the same ring to it, but unlike manspreading, it's an actual encroachment on other people's space. Every day I take the subway, and every day you see several situations in which a female's huge ass has easily taken up two seats . . . at least enough of a second seat that nobody else can sit there. (This happens with fat men as well but the overwhelming majority are females.) Today I was lucky enough to have a big booty lady sit in an empty seat next to mine, and her huge ass overflowed into my seat and I could feel it smashing against mine.

As a reasonable male, I concede that there exists fat people who take up too much space. But if I look at the situation using the prevalent female logic of 2017, is this not sexual harassment or assault? After all, asses are considered sexually explicit body parts, and hers was rubbing all over mine. It was unwelcome and unwanted. I was trying to enjoy my own personal space in a public area.

If I was mayor, I'd put a metal barrier between subway seats on every train such that if you ass doesn't fit, you can't sit there.