A store that sells new husbands has opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. The Rules:
1.YOU may visit this store ONLY ONCE! 2. There are 6 floors, and the products value increases as the shopper ascends the flights 3. The customer may choose any item on a particular floor OR may choose to go up to the next floor, but can not go back down a floor, EXCEPT to exit the building.
A Woman goes to the Husband Store to find a Husband. On floor 1, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs! Intrigued she goes to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and Love Kids! "That's nice" she thinks, "but I want more!" so she proceeds to the Third Floor.
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are EXTREMELY Good Looking. "WOW" she thinks, and is compelled to keep going. She heads to the 4th floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 4.: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead Good Looking AND help with the housework.
"Mercy!" she exclaims, " I can hardly stand it!" She proceeds to the 5th Floor where the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are Drop Dead Gorgeous, Help with the Housework, and have a STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.
While tempted to stay, she gives in to her temptation to go to the 6th floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6: you are visitor 31,456, 006 to this floor. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. This floor exists solely as proof women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping the husband store!
But NOTE:
To avoid gender bias, the store owners opened a New Wives store right across the street.
First Floor: These wives will LOVE SEX.
Second Floor: This floor has wives who LOVE SEX, HAVE MONEY, AND LIKE BEER!
The 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited. so NO ONE knows what is there!
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