This happened literally a few hours ago. So me and my friends are all artists, mixed group M&F, and we all went to a gallery event to see a touring artist. The artist was a lefty west virginian type who likes to take "historical" photos of places, events, and whatever, but needless to say it all looks great.

Enter the landwhale. So I get there, meet my friends there and we're all starting to bullshit about life, art, bullshit, and in comes the landwhale. eek "rotund individual" who looks like she'd look better in the back of a Japanese whaling boat than on any beach in a swimsuit (I literally just threw up a little bit just trying to keep the image out of my mind.)

So me and my friends are talking and whatever and this whale keeps butting in and inserting little passive aggressive flirting and shit, towards me. Being a stand up MGTOW guy, I give off a mocking tone in an attempt to get her to realize that I'm subtly telling her "I don't like you dude".

So after a few minutes me and my friend decide to go outside to get some air, actually to get away from her, and she's right behind us right out the door, but she walks like 20 meters away.

So me and my friend are bullshitting outside and I'm being a douchebag vapist with my vape smoke. I take a glance over at her in my peripherals and she looks nervous as hell smoking a cigarette and she looks like she's fucking jupiter through a telescope.

In an instant, this bitch is right up on me. I see her coming immediately and I just put my vape right up to my mouth and take a huge drag from it. She gets too fucking close to me in an attempt to fucking kiss me. I pretty much said fuck no and reinforced my boundaries.

So now she's backed off and me and my friend start talking about money, this dude is super blue pilled, and I just start telling him how he can make some easy money through stocks and interest earned on savings, and since we're in college I pretty much tell him that I drop 200$ into my savings each month (not much to you more established guys, but to a university student its a lot of money), and this landwhale is fucking dripping. So much so that I was getting fucking disgusted. and she started saying how jealous she was of me and how much money I had and how much shit I'm able to buy and how she's pinching pennies and some other bullshit, and at some point my friend tells me he wants to go get some food from the student union. He kept saying "oh no, I can wait" but I put enough subtle pressure on him to get him to go, and I "volunteered" to go.

On the way there I pretty much told him what was going on, and since he was pretty blue-pilled and had no aptitude with women he was pretty shocked. I told him not to worry about it and that I'm the one that's going to have to give her the boot.

We went back to the gallery event and she was gone. She picked up immediately after we left and high tailed it out of there, BUT we live in the same apartment complex AND she works some shit minimum wage job for the complex management so she knows which apartment I'm in. She's definitely NOT a looker, in fact she qualifies as an eye gauger situation since she's so fugly.

TL;DR me and friends went to an art gallery event, fat chick tried and failed to kiss me because she wants my fucking money. She scattered after me and my bro left to get food.

Also, stay fucking MGTOW my bros, and Keep the landwhales at bay.