Last week my mom told me her friend is getting married at Saturday and asked if I wanted to come with. She tried to convince me saying that all my siblings were going to be there as well, it will be wonderful, blah, blah, blah. I thought of actually going because of the free food. But I held off, and thank fuck I did. My mom described the wedding cake. You know those iconic figures on the cake people usually have? Apparently they (the pair) agreed on that the wife should be dragging the husband that was on the ground. Like she is taking him away. And my mom followed up with saying "That's how it is."

why dis