saw this link on here so I thought I might checkout. The book is written by a kid AWALT !! Its a shit book but this made me laugh.

“You can't help yourself can you?” A girl speaks out of nowhere from the corner of my eye. Adam stares at Lily before turning his attention to the girl next to lily.

“Help myself?” Adam stares at her puzzled. “Babe is this about me ignoring you the other day. Well If so I am sorry and I am sorry for ignoring you this time again. You know I can't help myself when it comes to such beauty, I mean she is beautiful after all”

“You're a sexist pig and man-whore.” The girl yells at Adam. There was silence in the room, a smirk grows on the girl's face as she gets no response from Adam. However, this doesn't last for long as Adam starts laughing as if it is the funniest joke he has ever hear in his life.

“It seems we got ourselves a girl who thinks a feminist “ Adam laughs clapping his hands “First off. Next time you want to take the role of feminist, do your research or read the feminine mystique by Betty Friedan before calling yourself a feminist. Secondly, me calling her beautiful is not me being the sexist pig... Now me saying, women belong in the kitchen, is me being a sexist pig and oh yea doesn’t slut-shame against the feminist philosophy?“

“Now my dear feminist, do you recant or stand by your statement?” Adam speaks putting out his hand to the girl. The girl looks around the classroom as if hoping someone will be her lifeline or the teacher to come to her rescue.

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