A divorce lawyer once said "When I hear about someone getting married, I think Inventory". Well, when I hear someone getting married I think "another MGTOW member on the way".

NiceIce · 2018-05-28T08:46:07+00:00

Q: What should you do after a man steals your wife? A: Let him keep her!

Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too many, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

Q: What happens if you miss your Ex-Wife? A: Get better aim!

Q: Why do most men hate getting married by a Judge? A: Because they should have asked for a jury!

Q: Have you heard about the divorce diet? A: After signing on the dotted line and you lose 200 pounds of dead weight.

Q: What is Alimony? A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Q: Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? A: She comes with all of Ken's stuff!

BoskOfPortKar · 2018-05-28T11:09:04+00:00

Marriage is like signing a contract with Lucifer except "she" will never give your soul back unless you are strong enough to do so ... i.e. take the red pill then the MGTOW emergency exit..

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