Given this a lot of thought and done a lot of research, and I am excited as hell to pull the trigger on this surgery.

It feels empowering knowing no women will ever be able to baby trap me. I got chameleoned and spermjacked last year and thankfully the bitch comes from a wealthy family and isn't persuing child support - she just really wanted a baby.

I am weak when it comes to women. I love their company and their bodies, and as I get older and become a better man it seems more and more opportunities to bed these women present themselves. ButI'm keenly aware of their dangers and will never ever cohabitate, marry, and soon; risk another child.

Guys I'm extremely lucky in this first round of baby making. Learn from my mistake, women will use you for your sperm, your status and your wealth. That's it. Fucking with condoms sucks major ass, and I'd rather just beat off to porn. That's a crazy opinion to have on here I realise, but if I'm gonna keep getting under the sheets with women I'm having the full experience. I might even get to have some hilarious "I'm pregnant" conversations too.

Sure it's a little sad that I have a daughter out there who's life I don't get to be a part of, but as a highly motivated person who works around the clock I'd barely be there anyway. If you're not careful you'll end up with one too, and probably have to pay for it for the next 18 years.

Snip time :D