Header: . "Using irony to turn consent on its head"

It's early. I have the day off. I'm baked. (Yaeah WA state). This seemed funny to me so I thought I'd try to articulate it. Read no further if you are hoping for anything of substance.

So what if we started a new sexual identity. Some folks are gay. Some are necrophiliacs, some are vanilla, some get off on household appliances. The PC agenda tells us this is all okay, and I agree. I have some eff'ed up fetishes myself, I won't judge you for thinking dolphins are sexy.

So what if my fetish is rejection? Like propositioning a girl gets me ALL riled up, but hearing 'No." or even better "Ewwww, get lost, creep!" makes me spooge my pants?

Imagine you are typical feminitwit in a public space, waving your ass at all the Chads, oblivious to the 80%, when suddenly Mr SMV3 comes up wearing a teeshirt that says 'I get off on rejection' and asks "Hey Sexy, can I buy you a drink?"

AWALT predicts a lady will say "Ewww, get lost, creep!" and the status quo is maintained. But what if Mr SMV3, instead of skulking away sheepishly, dramatically rolled his eyes back in his head, quivered for a few seconds and acted like he accidentally spooged his pants?

Suddenly the women no longer own the power of rejection. If we quietly spread rumors that rejection fetish is a thing, all while acting like we are trying to keep it a secret, SJW's won't know which way to turn.

If there was never any physical contact it certainly wasn't rape. If Mr SMV3 has a teeshirt advising all readers of his 'condition', then by responding in the negative you effectively gave consent to his satisfaction.

Using irony to dissolve the power of 'no', illustrate the absurdity of 'yes means yes' laws, piss off the feminitwits, and have some laughs at their expense too.

Good times.

I know, I know. You'd just be arrested. But it'd be funny until the cuffs came out.

Unless the back of your shirt says "I get off on being handcuffed"

Summary: I obviously don't need it, but I'm going to go have another bonghit now.