When you get tired of online dating and all the flakes, so you just start trolling

sir_wankalot_here · 2018-05-15T23:08:06+00:00

What gets more scary is when they reply back something like wow that sounds exciting, what do you plan to do with these things? You are then uncertain if you are being out trolled but you decide to play along. So you tell her you are going to shove the cucumber up her ass, hand cuff her and slap her around.

And then it escalates from there and then you realize you created a monster.

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MincoLesharo · 2018-05-16T01:04:47+00:00

The best line is when a girl says I'm going to get a cucumber and I say you better get two in case you want to eat one.

I used to work at a grocery store when I was 15. The butcher actually said that to a customer one time

MegtowMonk · 2018-05-16T01:46:44+00:00

Why waste your time?

takethisasawarning · 2018-05-16T05:52:20+00:00

So, did she bring all that stuff?

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-05-16T14:55:58+00:00

Bumble is even worse than tinder.

The girl has to message first, so even more matches fizzle out in a shorter period of time.

It's a shame what happened to these apps. They use to be alright for hookups. Not anymore. Now it's 80% attention. 15% looking for relationships/sugar daddies. And 5% will hookup if you are a Chad.

stryfedafantam · 2018-05-16T01:48:50+00:00

And some of that stuff you use to eat all the time... What's it called??? Oh yeah... PUSSY!

-From the movie Half Baked

Title	When you get tired of online dating and all the flakes, so you just start trolling
Author	dogsarethebest14
Upvotes	49
Comments	10
Date	May 15, 2018 10:54 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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