So I work at a place that has a pool. Stupid girl has dogs in the pool, I call her up and tell her to get the dog out. Blah blah blah excuses come flooding at me from her. She gets out grabs the crotch of her bathing suit and wrings it out. Full frontal flash, then starts hitting on me. "O you must be new here/ I haven't seen you around." (Just started a few weeks ago) I tell her to please keep her dogs out of the pool and walk away.

Get called into the office and have to explain what happened because she told them I was rude to her. I tell the whole story and the boss gets a good laugh out of it.

TL;DR Female doesn't understand the rules and bitches to my boss when I don't fall to my knees when I see some pussy.