I have to vent this annoyance I had today.

I went to the gym at an unusual time today. Normally I go to a 24 hour gym and go before sunrise it's nice as the gym is quiet there is no need to wait for any of the equipment or have to wipe the sweat off the equipment of the last person to use it.

I overslept though and went to the gym well after sunrise. It was fairly busy during the day time.

I had a moment of weakness and saw a very young very slim woman. I looked her up and down had a few thoughts cross my mind once, twice maybe three times about how I'd like to contort her into various positions... she didn't really seem to be working out walking on a freaking treadmill using barely any weight. It was almost as if she was there just to pose.

I bit my tongue and continued my workout.

I went home and had another moment of weakness. I had a look online for some hookers. I had a lustful gaze for a minute or two...I mean it makes sense right? They are upfront and honest. You give them some $$ stick your dick inside them and then leave right? WRONG.

I didn't realise the world had changed so much since I had stopped dating maybe 5 years ago and paid sex a decade ago... There were two things that turned me off right away.

Simply how ugly many of the hookers were instant turn off.

The next thing that turned me off was reading their profiles. It was perhaps worse than the shit you see on some of the tinder posts here.

It was remarkable how many of them would only give handjobs for $200+... there are these things at the end of my arms called hands... what the fuck justifies $200 to do something I can do myself? Or they had long comprehensive lists with rule after rule after rule after rule.

You must not smoke or vape. You must follow my orders at all times. You must not drink. You must do this and that meh.

All of them if you do not follow the rules you'll be kicked out with no refund.

Even more stunning were just how many were of the type where they wouldn't let you fuck them in any capacity. Even refused a blowjob. Yet they expected me to put up $200+ to eat them out?

What a world!!