Dear Women, this here declares my rights as a man.

  1. Yes, I do want to get to know you and make true friendships with you, I am not your token black friend. I belong to the human race.
  2. No, being black doesn't mean I am constantly discriminated against. In fact, i don't think I have it difficult at all. Life is all what you make of it. Please do not feel sorry for me.
  3. I am not a piece of meat. I am a human being, with feelings, who wants to be loved for me. Yes, I do have a large penis, and some stupid guys told everyone. But that doesn't matter. Quit talking about it and hitting on me and asking to sleep with me just because of it. I want a real relationship. Not some stupid one night stand that leaves me feeling empty. All you wealthy social justice warrior feel good types would never take me home to you parents, all you want to do is fulfill some weird sense of guilt or equality.
  4. Yes, I am really interested in Biology and I really did earn my way into college.
  5. No, I do not need you and I can control my urges. NoFap works and helps in career, academics, and social life.