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[–]Phantom_Spark5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You can lose a leg and still lead a happy life. Once a woman sinks her teeth into you, it’s over. You sacrificed your present, future, and the welfare of your offspring for the faint possibility of love and respect.
I think I would rather lose an arm or leg.
[–]peacejudah 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather just be a torso with a head left for a body than marry a woman and be trapped into having kids with her.
Strong words, but I honestly couldn’t think of anything worse
[–]Grubbawolf 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women are Komodo dragons, they sink their teeth into you then follow you until you die.
[–]Phantom_Spark0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice. I like the comparison to a praying mantis.
[–]Epic35561 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know what scares me more, the frost trap or the ring
[–]motorscuz0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This implies a man is capturing a female
[–]Drunk_Cat_Phil0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The perfect man trap...
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