I don't use my real photo, just have some photos of Francis Underwood, Walter White, etc.

I send this:

"I'd like to believe a girl like you has a good heart, but in my experience ALL American women only have one thing in mind, and that's getting bent over and hammer-fucked by proverbial "Chad" (best looking guy available, football QB, male model, etc.). So, don't pretend with all the high-minded stuff.

Not only are American women shallow, they're more shallow than American men (note that I say "American" and not "all" women, because I have traveled the world and yes, I know what I'm talking about)."

Curious to see the replies, just sent out a ton of these.