I could practically say "whatever you do do NOT suck my dick lol" and they would suck it :D

But 4 real I am so angry today. So I have italian parents lol (in italian culture you gorge yourself like a fucking starving tick lol and everything revolves around eating)

So I am fat and trying to lose weight of course I do not need that much food. My mom needs my validation to stuff herself like a fucking hog by going to a restaraunt she wants to go to. I am fine with her going herself but no she wants me to go! Finally I say I am THINKING about going to the restaraunt she wanted to but would like to discuss it with my dad and NOT to do anything this weekend. (the restaraunt I think has healthy options but I am not sure that's why I did NOT want to go right away).

Next day I see her on the phone making reservations to the restaruant why?

I tell her she was being dishonest of course she gaslights and calls me dishonest why?

I am so fucking angry today what do I do. I will not have my dieting plans be ruined by some fat guidette.