My coworker got his keys stuck in his car, so we were trying to find something to get the door open. My female coworker says "why don't we use this? We're like "what are we going to do with a wire stripper?" "I'm just trying to help, omigawd!"

And then while we were trying to get the door open, she was too busy whining about the fact that she got the wrong sandwich at Burger King.