World's Smallest Handcuffs

dualizer · 2017-08-15T18:50:00+00:00

For everyone who is learning Spanish or is planning to:

la esposa - the wife

las esposas - the wives, the handcuffs

BipolarKing14 · 2017-08-15T21:20:39+00:00

Even if I wanted to get married I don't make nearly as enough money for a woman to look at me and feel safe...on my short stay here on earth I've come to a realization that The Things We Seek To Own Eventually own us ...From women, money, fame, power,possessions titles we eventually become their bitch.

jkarovskaya · 2017-08-15T21:47:29+00:00

CURRENT thinking is that for the engagement ring, you MUST spend at least 2-4 months salary, preferably 3 at least, or you obviously aren't up to the mark.

to which I say FUCK YOU,

woodsdad · 2017-08-15T21:39:47+00:00

The picture is an engagement ring! She would be wearing the tiny hand cuff.

2017-08-15T21:32:34+00:00

Yep no marriage for me. Won't be falling for that one ;P

downrightcriminal · 2017-08-16T08:01:52+00:00

I really don't understand why men in the west get married at all, with all the fucking biased divorce laws and split shit in half crap...here in east things are still in favor of men... If a wife is disobedient or cheats you can kick her outta house with minimim preagreed severance amount. I would never ever get married if I was born in europe or US.

RedSugarPill · 2017-08-15T21:10:54+00:00

It'd be a lot funnier if the other cuff was a manacle—I mean, seriously, it has the word 'man' in it.

TK3600 · 2017-08-16T00:06:42+00:00

Diamond is a hoax.

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1YardLoss · 2017-08-16T02:49:25+00:00

I thought this was r/im14andthisisdeep thanks for the laugh though

starkfuture · 2017-08-16T20:43:38+00:00

And when you sign the marriage contract, your balls become a permanent fixture in the vice your wife controls.

Title	World's Smallest Handcuffs
Author	CrazyMGTOWer
Upvotes	327
Comments	28
Date	August 15, 2017 6:19 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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