Women seem to think men want to control them, but that is far from the truth. The hilarious part of it is that women enjoy being controlled, despite their complaints. Too many men mistake a woman’s words for her actual desires – a woman is not self-aware, she merely repeats the doctrine taught to her. It is in their nature to follow a strong leader.

Men would love it if dogs could feed themselves, bathe themselves, need no leash upon walks. But they are animals and they need to be controlled and trained. We still love them for what they are despite their faults. But if we let them go without control or proper training?

The dog would piss where it pleases, eat whatever or wherever it wants, chew and destroy anything it desires, carry dirt into the home. It would destroy the home. It would turn from a loving companion into an immature monster that would ruin your life.

Much like a woman. Released from her leash, she is pissing all over society.