Shoutout to ultimate mgtow Jason Voorhees for Friday the 13th!

Justanotherh8er420 · 2018-04-13T13:17:14+00:00

Grew up with an overbearing mother and died drowning because Chad distracted female counselors supposed to be watching him. Went his own way back into the woods where he died hoping to Simply be left alone... those stupid counselors just keep coming back no matter how many he kills...

Justanotherh8er420 · 2018-04-13T13:47:26+00:00

Jason was the ultimate incel, relentlessly laughed at by girls his whole life, and left to die. Who can blame him for being so salty?

On a related note, “Friday the 13th Part VI Jason Lives” is a really awesome movie, it’s the only one in the series that stands out as a legitimately good horror movie.

Hypogamy · 2018-04-13T13:52:51+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/24agyd

"When they came for me they found something they never expected, an angry mute with a machete named Voorhees."

Sol_Install · 2018-04-13T14:06:50+00:00

Voorhees has a built in sex radar. He has killed before, during, and after sex. That shit blows my mind. He can literally lock on to anyone no matter where they are just of their lust alone.

Tomato_Joker · 2018-04-14T07:57:22+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/1aJsXQ4.jpg

Title	Shoutout to ultimate mgtow Jason Voorhees for Friday the 13th!
Author	Justanotherh8er420
Upvotes	23
Comments	13
Date	April 13, 2018 1:13 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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