Embarrassment of riches I know. Feel free to share recent/alltime worst instances of female self-absorption.

1) Last month I was in line to renew my license. Walk in. One person ahead of me. Grab my number and stand in line. Notice white trash Millennial chubby sitting in a chair oblivious to everything as she stares like a chimp into her phone. Whatever. As I'm waiting a senior walks in, a woman probably in her 70s, frail but well-dressed in that old school classy way. She grabs her number and stands behind me. Two numbers get yelled out. No response. Then I get called to my service guy and go do business.

As I'm talking to him the older lady gets called to the service woman in the booth next to me. Senior gets to the station and is about to open her purse. Chubby cunt storms over and demands the lady get back in line. Chubby's number was called but she was clueless and into her phone. Chubby literally bullies the senior into standing back in line. Senior seems frightened and goes back. Staff do nothing. My blood pressure skyrockets to 275/150 in a nanosecond.

I leave and see chubby getting into her car. She starts to back out. I walk over and ask her to roll down window. She's texting in her phone and barely looks at me. "I just wanted to say, you're the most inconsiderate person I have ever seen in my life. You're a disgusting fat cunt". Chubby stares at me like a tard. "Uh. Ok" and drives off.

2) Today at local coffee shop, haggard-looking, post-wall, bitchy-vibe soccer frau takes three minutes (I counted) to order a drink, then about 3-4 mins digging in purse trying to pay with coffee shop gift card, then debit card, then credit card. Coffee slinger is looking at us in line smiling nervously. Line is now 10-12 deep and almost back outside. Cunt finally gets it paid. Total: $2.76.

Lock them in basement. Feed them gruel. Beat accordingly.