A Girl Was Ghosted By A Guy Who Farted After They Had Sex

IronPimpernel · 2017-07-25T01:41:19+00:00

Awwww, special snowflake Candice Jalili was ghosted one too many times, huh? Time to puke all over some feminist website for some pity comments! Before I dig in, take a look at their about page: Chicks up front and center. Or how about this: "how to get reassurance that no matter what's going on in your world, you're going to be OK." Give me a break, right? Anyway, onwards!

Ah, ghosting. It's the dating phenomenon that happens when people are too cowardly to actually end things with the people they've been seeing, so they choose to just… disappear instead.

Flying start there, Candice! Lets see how it works out once your story gets started...

I matched with this guy on Tinder, and we chatted for a while before I kind of forgot about the convo (oops).

Ooooooh, gutterball.

Our conversation was fun and filled with lots of flirty GIFs, so when he asked me out for drinks, I said yes. He looked a little different in person, but he was still cute.

If a fat ugly dude is sending you gifs in a Bumble chat, would they still be flirty? Or would they be lame. My guess is lame, since you used the phrase "still cute" and not just "cute". So you saw his picture and decided he was hot enough for your time. Real classy.

But as soon as I left, I realized I left my very expensive Kate Spade watch that my mom got me for Christmas several years ago that I do not take off — ever — at his place. I texted him in a panic to please take care of my watch until I came back to retrieve it. He responded that he would.

A calculated, manipulative move to ensure another meeting. She hamsters it forward by adding the bold clause to her little 'mistake', makes it seem, if only in her mind, that this was an accident. Nope! It's an expensive watch and they didn't have sex. She had no reason at all to take it off - she just wanted to show off that she has expensive things and craft some way to see him again.

The next day was the Fourth of July. I texted him some random things just as an excuse to have conversation,

And then,

My friends were like, maybe he's drunk, it's Fourth of July, don't overthink it, he likes you, etc. But usually, he answered me pretty quickly, so I was still concerned that he was ghosting me. I was a little bummed because I liked him, but I was the most upset because I needed to get my f*cking watch back from him.

Look at the mental gymnastics at play. It's now his fault that he has her watch. "get my fucking watch back from him". Like he's holding it hostage. She's been texting him constantly (like a damn teenager) and now she's changing history in her head because her bait didn't catch.

But because he literally did not answer my texts the previous day, I had no idea if he was just being his playful self or if he actually wanted me to go away and was going to take my beloved watch with him.

Jesus, it goes on! More gymnastics about this watch, there's some softcore bantz, she gets up in her own head again because he spent one single day not replying to her text-spam.

So, confused and fed up from this (maybe) sarcastic/playful/??? convo, I texted

Because you literally can't think straight when guys aren't kissing your ring.

I didn't know if he wanted to also hang out in addition to me getting my watch, so I tried to drop the ‘we can get Seamless' bomb to gauge his reaction about me hanging around longer [...] After, I still wasn't super convinced that he wanted to hang out, so I asked him directly to confirm

Can you imagine dating this chick? "I don't want you to like me, I want you to want to like me". And after:

His answer still wasn't good enough for me, as he emphasized my, not his, wanting to hang out. But I accepted it.

STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH! He didn't kiss the ring in a way that makes Her Majesty feel comfortable!

I also knew that we were likely going to have sex if we hung out,

Siiiigh. And then:

Bonus event of that evening: We ended up having sex

You shameless, dirty little roastie. You were a pump-and-dump for some random guy who had nothing better to do, and look at the emotional rollercoaster you put yourself through! Now lets get out our notebooks and write down what we learned, mkay pumpkin?

Let's check back in with Candice:

LOL. THIS FREAKING GUY.

Verdict delivered. This guy, right ladies?

It wasn't bad enough that he had to loudly fart in bed with her, but he had to add insult to injury by ghosting her after the fact?! Brutal.

Did you miss the part where she ignored his messages on Tinder? Forgot all about him with a cutesy tee-hee and an 'oops'?

Honestly, my best guess in this situation is that he was too embarrassed to talk to her again after the whole farting snafu. Either that or he's just another jerkwad who decided to hit it and quit it, which, honestly, I'll never be able to understand the rationale behind.

That would be your first guess, eh Candice? Because you would be too embarrassed to talk to someone again after you farted in bed, amirite? That's you, babe. This guy farted loudly, proudly, and without apology.

And no, you wouldn't understand the rationale behind a pump-and-dump, since you've only ever been on the receiving end. Guys like banging chicks, Candice honey. Dudes don't turn into roasties when they fuck a mile of cock. So that's the tl;dr here: This guy got his end in, this chick tortured herself (and put a priceless possession at risk) to try and snag some random cock. I mean, how much time passed between meeting and fucking? Do you have no shame, girl? She's shown this guy that she's needy, careless, texts fucking constantly, and also a roastie.

My guess, Candice, is that she's a terrible lay and not worth the maelstrom of drama that she brings with her.

801735 · 2017-07-25T00:51:20+00:00

"I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Who you gonna call?

Ghost bastards!"

2017-07-25T03:14:17+00:00

This guy is a LEGEND, we shall sing songs of his great deeds long into the night. *slams Stein of ale on the table and laughs

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2017-07-25T03:23:17+00:00

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Title	A Girl Was Ghosted By A Guy Who Farted After They Had Sex
Author	Arzu1982
Upvotes	16
Comments	7
Date	July 24, 2017 11:53 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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