National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs (Red Pill Truths)

The_Man11 · 2016-03-25T14:07:41+00:00

The Enquirer? I'll withhold judgment until I see a credible outlet.

oswiuascending · Fri Mar 25 13:07:32 2016 UTC

I don't think this was what Trump meant when he said he would "spill the beans" on Heidi Cruz.
Melania being so hot is a huge asset for Trump over the long term. It creates the perception and the reality of not needing to stray.
Heidi, on the other hand, we have no idea what her sex life with Cruz is like (shudders). It could be stuff as simple as garden variety sexual denial, "won't give head" or "won't do anal", or just maybe Cruz's ego is so big he feels he deserves a harem.
One mistress is easy to deny. Five - much trickier to shut down.
I wonder how all the Mormons who voted for Cruz after seeing Melania's nude pic.
Out of respect for Trump I will stop looking at Melania nudes but they actually make me slightly MORE likely to vote for him.
Even though people say the women may have been attracted to Cruz for the power (did the whore not get paid??), I wonder if one of them has a seven mountains snake handler fetish. Did they cry out "ayyy papi"?
If even one of the mistresses is true, does Cruz feel that he has this divine magical protection field around him that would prevent this from coming out? Delusional. On the other hand, perhaps 99.9% of politicians in D.C. have this stuff going on and the media just doesn't report it. Does he eat baby hearts too?

DONALD_IS_QUICKSCOPE · 2016-03-25T12:09:13+00:00

Ol Lyin' Ted turns out to be a massive cheating hypocrite, not surprised. Rafael thought he could fight fire with fire against Trump but now his entire campaign and reputation is going to be destroyed in a few short days.

verify_account · 2016-03-25T15:26:15+00:00

Don't really care if it's true but it's great to point out that even someone who looks like Ted "Nice try Rato" Cruz can get girls with his power.

Title	National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs (Red Pill Truths)
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Date	March 25, 2016 11:42 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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