So, I was coming home last night and I go up to the door of my apartment building and this dumbass whale looking bitch, who at the time is obviously inebriated, is blocking the doorway. I politely ask her to move, but she turns around looks at me in the face and says “I have a boyfriend you dumbass motherfucker.” I was completely taken back but then I notice her “I’m with her” hoodie and I knew that she was one of those entitled feminist bitches. I just scoffed and said “Look bitch I’m just trying to get into my apartment.” Then she goes into a full on feminist cunt rage and goes to hit me so I push her away from me and she falls back off the stairs and falls on the concrete. Out of nowhere a gaggle of fucking females come out of my apartment building screaming at me and ended up calling the cops. The whale bitch acts like she’s fucking dying until the cops show up and she jumps right up and starts screaming about how I assaulted her and I try to calmly explain to the cops what happened, but of course they take the side of the female and I get arrested. My friend had to bail me out and when we got back to my place the fucking bitch is still outside the place this time on some government issued phone talking about selling pills and getting free food stamps for a blowjob. She sees me and flips me off. My friend and I ignore her, but then as I am going inside the place I feel a stinging in the back of my head. I turn around and see that the bitch threw her phone at me. My friend held me back as I just started to go off on the whale. She takes off down the street (without her phone) and desperately tries to keep her shirt pulled down so her disgusting fat rolls don’t start flapping out.