Creates a huge mess on earth then vanishes, expecting men to fight and die while trying to clean and make sense of it.

Demands absolute obedience yet gives nothing in return except to the delusional slaves who have faith in her supposed goodness.

Will ignore you completely at your moments of extreme pain and anguish, UNLESS you devote yourself entirely to her and surrender all will. Upon the surrender all you do is bathe in her greatness and light and be grateful for it, on your knees giving thanks and begging for even more scraps.

The answers she does provide are vague, contradictory, absurd or meaningless in reality. They are feel-good pablum that provide succour to the desperate and brainless but do nothing for anyone with even the slightest trace of reason or common sense.

Likes to watch men fight and slaughter in her name.

Promises salvation (pussy, affection, simple acknowledgment) only after men jump through endless hoops and perform like clapping seals.

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