Ok a bit of a long story, bare with me.

My friend from work asked if he could borrow $40 bucks, it was a few days from payday so I thought he just needed it to survive the few days. I had the cash so I spotted him the cash. Didn't ask questions.

When I gave him the cash, he told me it was to pay for the taxi to bring this girl over to his house so he could get high and bang her. I felt like such an enabler. Though I let it slide, he was gonna give me the money back.

Half a day later, he posted on his facebook. "Anyone know how to get a girl to like you?" I broke, I laughed so hard at him. He was talking mad game, how he was gunna 'Slay that pusseh, and break her brain.' I see him at work on payday, and just shit on him for hours. Talking about his weak game, and how he payed for her to come over smoke his weed, and then dip out when he ran out.

I never laughed harder at one of my friends.

TDLR: Simp friend invites a girl over to smoke weed, she dips and leaves him heartbroken. Laughter abound.