I live with maybe the most beta-beta in the known universe. He's a good guy, but he is desperate for female attention that never comes. In conversations with him I drop red pill truths, not in a preachy way, but in an on topic matter of fact kind of way. As a 5'5 brown man he has experienced these truths much more frequently than I have, but his lack of "success" with women has kept them mostly a mystery to him.

Sadly my little brown friend needs to learn these truths the hard way (I did too, most of us do). After YEARS of trying he has finally met a girl on Tinder and the RED flags are plentiful. My friend is a head chef of top tier hotel/restaurant in the area, he makes good money and is only 25 years old. Basically he has the world by the balls, but he doesn't realize it because he's not succeeding with women (lucky him).

Anyway, back to the red flags. His new girlfriend isn't from the area, she is 25 and moved here to live with he aunt/uncle "for a while". She's a barista that "plans" to go to school for nursing. She's taller than he is. After a couple dates she is already asking to spend the night at our house. Everything about her screams DANGER and I haven't even met her in person yet, I will tonight.

Last night I got super high and was marathoning Eastbound and Down (great show, watch it if you haven't) and my friend came into my room and started talking to me about his new girlfriend and basically revealed the red flags I just listed, although he didn't present them as Red Flags, but more like "cool things about his new awesome beautiful girlfriend". I was mortified and was too high for any type of filter and asked him if he thought some of things were a bit suspicious. His response was pure beta "I know a girl showing interest in me is suspicious". I realized wising him up was futile and put Eastbound and Down back on.

I'm 100% sure this girl is at rock bottom, drowning in her own poor life choices and is going to try to use my friend as a life raft only to drown him and move on to the next simp when he no longer floats.

You think I'd be upset by this, but I'm actually kind of excited to watch the entire thing unfold, for science you know? Maybe that makes me a bad person, but with Bachelor in Paradise canceled I need some form of trashy entertainment this summer.