Man robs bank to escap wife, is sentenced to home confinement.

2017-06-14T03:09:24+00:00

I bet the poor guy didn't think he'd be driven to this back when he was getting married. Well at least the prosecutors were reasonable. Either that or overly sadistic lol locking him up with the wife he tried to escape.

feedmecarrots · 2017-06-14T10:04:12+00:00

I think this qualifies as "cruel and unusual punishment".

2017-06-14T10:53:23+00:00

If he wanted to go to prison he should have killed his wife.

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the_unseen_one · 2017-06-14T21:55:33+00:00

Damn, that's sadistic shit. Just let the poor motherfucker go to jail, it'd be better for him.

autotldr · 2017-06-17T14:48:51+00:00

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 80%. (I'm a bot)

Though Lawrence John Ripple pleaded guilty to bank robbery in January and could have spent up to 37 months in prison, his attorney and federal prosecutors asked a U.S. District Court Judge for leniency, a request supported by the vice-president of the bank and the teller whom Ripple frightened, Assistant U.S. Attorney Sheri Catania said.

After the teller gave Ripple $2,924, Ripple sat down in the bank lobby to wait for police, and later told authorities that he had written out a robbery note in front of his wife and told her he would rather be in jail than at home.

"What's got lost in the news reports is that Mr. Ripple went to a bank, robbed it and never left," Catania said.

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Title	Man robs bank to escap wife, is sentenced to home confinement.
Author	ylod7
Upvotes	24
Comments	6
Date	June 14, 2017 3:03 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/6h4uru/man_robs_bank_to_escap_wife_is_sentenced_to_home/
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