I went on two dates with a chick over a two week period and was trying to plan a third date. She told me she would be "out of town" that weekend but could hangout the following week. That following week we did hang out and had sex. Two months later I turned her from a plate to an exclusive LTR for three years. Broke up because she wanted kids and marriage.

Turns out when a woman says she will be "out of town for the weekend" it means she is going on a 5 day cruise fuck fest with another man.

Three years later I gained full access to her laptop and stumbled upon her itinerary for the cruise that she never deleted. She bought the tickets a month before she met me. Goes on this cruise after going on two dates with me, then fucking me the same week she gets back from the cruise.

Fucking bizarre behavior. It's like she took a vacation with a guy she knew she was breaking up with and then monkey branched to me. A part of me wants to ask her, so remember how you told me you were "going out of town" for a weekend when we first started dating? And see what she says. Another part of me realizes this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to female behavior. Fucking hypocrites saying men are the depraved sex.