Men love women because of the pleasure of sex. Women love children because of the pain of childbirth.

Men joke with friends. Women complain with friends.

Men like anal for the pleasure. Women like anal for the pain.

Men love deep truths. Women love clever lies.

Men like dressing down. Women like dressing up.

Men enjoy praise from women. Women enjoy snubs from men.

Men are kind to women. Women are cruel to men.

Men love freedom. Women love slavery.