Basically last night at a nightclub I am finishing up washing my hands and these two women come into the bathroom. I am wtf and double check that there's urinals there and that I'm not the one in the wrong bathroom.

They made an excuse like "oh the womens bathroom is full blah blah"

I tried to be a nice guy and said "oh yeah it's so unfair how they never provide enough female toilet facilities especially at sporting events etc etc"

One of them went into the stall and I am talking to the other one at the hand basin.

I was just taking to her without trying to hit on her or anything I promise. I told her that I was there for a friends birthday and she was watching "it's raining men" so I was just chilling in the lounge having a few beers waiting until it's over.

She tried to encourage me to get really drunk and I said: "Well to be honest I don't even really like alcohol that much and so what happens if I do get really really drunk? What happens then? What good is it?"

She suddenly got really weird and asked ME to leave the mensroom and that she would apparently talk to me outside. cough bullshit cough

I said yeah whatever and went back to the lounge.

Then later I notice the girl that had gone into the cubicle sitting on the lounge directly in front of me starring down at her shoes. After about 10 minutes curiosity got the better of me and I decided to say hello.

I went up and "Hi, I notice you were just sitting there etc" "I'm just waiting for my friends while they watch the show" She said something about how she remembered I said that in the bathroom or something.

then she said: "Yes, I'd prefer to be left alone and not bothered"

I said "Hey are you introverted?" She said "What?!" not sure if she wasn't sure what I said or if she viewed introverted as an insult etc. So I said it again "Are you introverted?, if so that's cool!"

She said "no, you are just making me feel really uncomfortable like in the bathroom when you wouldn't go away"

I said "Well i'm sorry to even bother you" gradually sounding more sarcastic as I finished my sentence and moved my arms out wide to add emphasis to my sentence.

I then went and sat down. A bit later security walked past and glanced at me but didn't do anything. I think she may have made a complaint but it must have been pretty baseless.

I re-uinted with the group of well-past-the-wall female friends I was with and we went to get some Maccas. Totally my last choice and obviously I didn't eat anything.

When we were going back into the club we already had stamps but I told my friend who's birthday it was that I was a bit shitty after the previous encounter and I was going home.

She later texted me to say that she hadn't been allowed back into the club as they said she was too drunk and had additionally banned her for 24 hours!

If I had of tried to go back in that or worse would have happened to me!

The moral of this story is if you see women in the mens room don't try to have a conversation with them. Don't give them any sympathy. Even if they are busting and about to piss their panties tell them that they are in the MENS room and this is the MENS space and tell them to GTFO. Tell them that you will call security on them. I have seen Security on many occasions remove women from mens rooms. Give them their marching orders and be firm.

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